did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm having to shit out rocks
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