then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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