Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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