I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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