Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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