it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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