I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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