did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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