Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I would ride that face into the sunset
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