When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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