We should be called the Road Head Warriors
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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