The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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