I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Sext me about skeletons
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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