When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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