that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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