Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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