wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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