i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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