Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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