Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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