please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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