Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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