Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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