Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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