Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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