belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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