My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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