i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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