don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Dick very happy bro
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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