normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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