But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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