VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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