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Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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