Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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