Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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