Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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