I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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