I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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