I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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