So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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