I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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