i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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