what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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