Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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