Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
whose ass print is on the piano?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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