She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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