If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
and you fell through a lawn chair
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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