I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
