I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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