just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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