and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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