brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you will always have a special place in my vag
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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