I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm sobbing to NWA
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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