Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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