i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He felt like a one man threesome
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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